Hi. I'm Abby, and I live in New Jersey. I'm a Hufflepuff. There's more to read about me on the "about" page.... there's a link below.

May 28th
1:55 AM
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bradofarrell:

WHAT

THE COYOTE DOESN’T RUN FROM THE ROADRUNNER

IT PURSUES THE ROADRUNNER TO KILL IT

IT - YOU  - CAN’T JUST - TAKE A POP CULTURE REFERENCE

AND PRETEND IT MEANS SOMETHING THAT FITS YOUR CONTEXT

WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS IT DOESN’T

May 27th
10:11 PM
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  • mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
10:10 PM
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thesassylorax:

Favourite Disney Princess.

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

libyian:

sodamnrelatable:

TEACHER:

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OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

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AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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via sodamnrelatable


HELP ME JESUS

Stop Kony

will be using this

7:17 PM
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oh my god, hatter i love you so much

oh my god, hatter i love you so much

5:41 PM
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